Funny Quotes

Know someone with a unique sense of humor? Do your kids or pets make you laugh? We have all sorts of funny quotes and cute quotes for fun times.

Our carved wood signs are made of quality wood and have a decorative edge.  You may choose from many designs including love quotes and inspirational quotes.  You’ll find stylish personalized signs that make wonderful gifts for your family and friends.  They are the most decorative signs you will find and make great wedding anniversary gifts.  Can’t find the personalized gifts you want?  We also offer custom wood signs.


Little fingers and little toes touch our floor, so please leave your shoes at the door.

Little fingers and little toes touch our floor, so please leave your shoes at the door.

Carved wood sign with quote, "Little fingers and little toes touch our floor, so please leave your s..

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Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West

Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. Mae West

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Mae West, "Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall, d..

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MATH Mental Abuse To Humans

MATH Mental Abuse To Humans

Carved wood sign with quote, "MATH Mental Abuse To Humans". Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a..

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My favorite thing to make for dinner is... Reservations!

My favorite thing to make for dinner is... Reservations!

Carved wood sign with quote "My favorite thing to make for dinner is... Reservations!"Size:12" x 9"5..

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Please Remove Your Shoes The dog needs something to chew on!

Please Remove Your Shoes The dog needs something to chew on!

Carved wood sign with quote, "Please Remove Your Shoes The dog needs something to chew on!". Size:..

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Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.

Carved wood sign with quote, "Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut."...

$39.94 $46.99

Stockings or socks beyond this point.  All others WILL BE TOE’D

Stockings or socks beyond this point. All others WILL BE TOE’D

Carved wood sign with quote, "Stockings or socks beyond this point. All others WILL BE TOE’D". Si..

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To save time, let’s just assume I know everything.

To save time, let’s just assume I know everything.

Carved wood sign with quote "To save time, let’s just assume I know everything." Size: 12" x 9" ..

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You can agree with me or… you can be wrong!

You can agree with me or… you can be wrong!

Carved wood sign with quote "You can agree with me or… you can be wrong!" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 in..

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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kind of the same thing.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kind of the same thing.

Carved wood sign with quote, "You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that’s kind of ..

$39.94 $46.99

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