Funny Quotes

Know someone with a unique sense of humor? Do your kids or pets make you laugh? We have all sorts of funny quotes and cute quotes for fun times.

Our carved wood signs are made of quality wood and have a decorative edge.  You may choose from many designs including love quotes and inspirational quotes.  You’ll find stylish personalized signs that make wonderful gifts for your family and friends.  They are the most decorative signs you will find and make great wedding anniversary gifts.  Can’t find the personalized gifts you want?  We also offer custom wood signs.


You know you’re over the hill when happy hour means… nap time!

You know you’re over the hill when happy hour means… nap time!

Carved wood sign with quote "You know you’re over the hill when happy hour means… nap time!" Size..

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A messy home is a sign of character. (You should see the characters who live here!)

A messy home is a sign of character. (You should see the characters who live here!)

Carved wood sign with quote "A messy home is a sign of character. (You should see the characters who..

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Bear bottoms acceptable

Bear bottoms acceptable

Carved wood sign with quote "Bear bottoms acceptable" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a deco..

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Broken Cookies have NO calories!

Broken Cookies have NO calories!

Carved wood sign with quote "Broken Cookies have NO calories!"Size:9" x 12"5/8 inch thick with a dec..

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Changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!

Changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!

Carved wood sign with quote, "Changing the toilet paper roll WILL NOT cause brain damage!". Size: ..

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Dear Lord: Please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

Dear Lord: Please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.

Carved wood sign with quote, "Dear Lord: Please put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over m..

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope. Bill Cosby

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Bill Cosby, "Fatherhood is pretending the present you l..

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Fishing stories told here

Fishing stories told here

Carved wood sign with quote "Fishing stories told here" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a de..

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Frogs are smart, they eat the things that bug them!

Frogs are smart, they eat the things that bug them!

Carved wood sign with quote "Frogs are smart, they eat the things that bug them!"Size:12" x 9"5/8 in..

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Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

Carved wood sign with quote, "Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?". Size: 9" x 12" ..

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Lily Tomlin, "I always wanted to be somebody, but now I real..

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I could be social, or I could read. (I'm going to read.)

I could be social, or I could read. (I'm going to read.)

Carved wood sign with quote "I could be social, or I could read. (I'm going to read.)" Size: 12"..

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I don’t have time for a crisis today. My schedule is full.

I don’t have time for a crisis today. My schedule is full.

Carved wood sign with quote, "I don’t have time for a crisis today. My schedule is full.". Size: ..

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I hate four letter words like: Cook, Bake, Iron, Dust, Wash, Fold

I hate four letter words like: Cook, Bake, Iron, Dust, Wash, Fold

Carved wood sign with quote "I hate four letter words like: Cook, Bake, Iron, Dust, Wash, Fold"Size:..

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I like it HARD, FAST & LOUD. I’m a HARLEY Girl.

I like it HARD, FAST & LOUD. I’m a HARLEY Girl.

Carved wood sign with quote, "I like it HARD, FAST & LOUD. I’m a HARLEY Girl.". Size: 9" x 12" 5..

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Rita Rudner, "I love being married. It’s so great to find th..

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I mustache you to remove your shoes!

I mustache you to remove your shoes!

Carved wood sign with quote, "I mustache you to remove your shoes!". Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thi..

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If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Carved wood sign with quote "If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman around to hear ..

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Keep on Keepin’ on

Keep on Keepin’ on

Carved wood sign with quote "Keep on Keepin’ on" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a decorativ..

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Life is full of choices… Remove your shoes, or clean the floor!

Life is full of choices… Remove your shoes, or clean the floor!

Carved wood sign with quote, "Life is full of choices… Remove your shoes, or clean the floor!". Si..

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