Funny Quotes

Know someone with a unique sense of humor? Do your kids or pets make you laugh? We have all sorts of funny quotes and cute quotes for fun times.

Our carved wood signs are made of quality wood and have a decorative edge.  You may choose from many designs including love quotes and inspirational quotes.  You’ll find stylish personalized signs that make wonderful gifts for your family and friends.  They are the most decorative signs you will find and make great wedding anniversary gifts.  Can’t find the personalized gifts you want?  We also offer custom wood signs.


HOME is where the pants AREN'T

HOME is where the pants AREN'T

Carved wood sign with quote "HOME is where the pants AREN'T" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with..

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We may not have it all together, but together we have it ALL.

We may not have it all together, but together we have it ALL.

Carved wood sign with quote "We may not have it all together, but together we have it ALL." Size:..

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What happens at Grandma's house, stays at Grandma's house.

What happens at Grandma's house, stays at Grandma's house.

Carved wood sign with quote "What happens at Grandma's house, stays at Grandma's house." Size: 1..

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A Balanced Diet is a cookie in each hand!

A Balanced Diet is a cookie in each hand!

Carved wood sign with quote "A Balanced Diet is a cookie in each hand!" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch..

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Dogs have owners, Cats have staff

Dogs have owners, Cats have staff

Carved wood sign with quote "Dogs have owners, Cats have staff" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick w..

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How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on.

Carved wood sign with quote "How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you ar..

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Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Sidonie Gabrielle Colette, "Our perfect companions neve..

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Remember, as far as anyone knows… We are a Nice NORMAL Family.

Remember, as far as anyone knows… We are a Nice NORMAL Family.

Carved wood sign with quote "Remember, as far as anyone knows… We are a Nice NORMAL Family." Size..

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ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad

ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad

Carved wood sign with quote "ALCOHOL because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad..

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schultz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schultz

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Charles M. Schultz, "All you need is love. But a little..

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AND Then I Realized Adventures ARE THE BEST Way to Learn

AND Then I Realized Adventures ARE THE BEST Way to Learn

Carved wood sign with quote "AND Then I Realized Adventures ARE THE BEST Way to Learn" Size: 12"..

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Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when they leave.

Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when they leave.

Carved wood sign with quote "Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when the..

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Hey idiot, I love you.

Hey idiot, I love you.

Carved wood sign with quote "Hey idiot, I love you." Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a decor..

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I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger

I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger, "I have a love interest in every one ..

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I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! William Shakespeare

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! William Shakespeare

Carved wood sign with a famous quote by William Shakespeare, "I would challenge you to a battle..

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In this house, WE AIM TO PLEASE… In this room, YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE!

In this house, WE AIM TO PLEASE… In this room, YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE!

Carved wood sign with quote "In this house, WE AIM TO PLEASE… In this room, YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE!" ..

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It is what it is

It is what it is

Carved wood sign with quote "It is what it is" Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch thick with a decorative ..

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Love is being stupid together.

Love is being stupid together.

Carved wood sign with funny love quote "Love is being stupid together." Size: 12" x 9" 5/8 inch..

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The world would be a much better place if everyone would just think like I do

The world would be a much better place if everyone would just think like I do

Carved wood sign with quote "The world would be a much better place if everyone would just think lik..

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Today’s menu: Take it or leave it

Today’s menu: Take it or leave it

Carved wood sign with quote "Today’s menu: Take it or leave it" Size: 9" x 12" 5/8 inch thick w..

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