Here you will find miscellaneous quotes for our custom wood signs.
These are some ideas of the kind of phrases we can put on our plaques.
These are not the only phrases we can do. We can design a sign with whatever phrase you want.
Visit our custom order form to learn more about custom wood signs.
Our carved custom wood signs are made with quality wood and painted with a durable urethane finish.
Our personalized signs make wonderful gifts for your family and friends. They are the most decorative signs you will find.
These are some ideas of the kind of phrases we can put on our plaques.
These are not the only phrases we can do. We can design a sign with whatever phrase you want.
Visit our custom order form to learn more about custom wood signs.
Our carved custom wood signs are made with quality wood and painted with a durable urethane finish.
Our personalized signs make wonderful gifts for your family and friends. They are the most decorative signs you will find.
Wood Signs Miscellaneous Quotes
A book is a story for the mind. A song is a story for the soul. - Eric PioA house is made with boards and beams, a home is made with love and dreams.
A laugh is simply a smile out loud.
All is Well
Beauty is in the eye of the leash holder.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
Dad's Fixing Shop. Broken Toys & Feelings fixed for free
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
Dust is just a country accent
Everybody brings joy to this house. Some when they enter, some when they leave.
For maid service, push button. If no answer, do it yourself.
Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler
Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Happiness is a motorcycle, a full tank of gas, and green lights.
Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance?
I can resist anything except temptation
I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully
I hate four letter words like: Cook, Bake, Dust, Wash
I may be inconsistent, but not all the time.
If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat/dog.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
It doesn't have to be perfect.
It is what it is
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember a thing
I've always wanted to be somebody, I realize now I should've been more specific.
I've been on a diet now for two weeks, and all I've lost is two weeks.
Just for today...Be Happy
Live Laugh Love
Live Well Laugh Often Love Much
May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities
Money is the root of all evil. Every woman needs roots.
My house was clean last week...sorry you missed it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
No Bees, No Honey, No Work, No Money
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory...lasts forever.
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
The house isn't under construction...kids just live here
There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness" -Dave Barry
To save time, let's just assume I know everything.
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
What if the Hokey Pokey is What it's all about?
When I die, please get to my sewing room before my husband does... Take whatever you want, and bring a truck.
You can agree with me or you can be wrong!
You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C.S. Lewis
You know you're over the hill when happy hour means... nap time!
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